According to this site, AC has only 12% more cussing than other blogs that took the same test. While I think that's a respectable mark, I fucking know we can do better people.
Tip o' the hat to Jaffe Juice

Toho Co. – owners of many rubber-suited characters including Godzilla – are suing Subway for copyright infrigement after a Godzilla-ish character appeared in the sandwich maker's latest spot. I would try to write a funny joke here, but TMZ.com already wrote them all.Check out their funny story and a link to the actual lawsuit here.
THIS JUST IN: Reports out of the "where are they now file" are indicating that members of Blue Oyster Cult are straight freaking out right about now!
(Ahh, persistence. There was one joke left.)
Record a comment from your computer right now. Be pithy.
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