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It's not a spoof. Really. Thanks for Paul Diamond for the find.
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Where's Billy Mays?
Posted by:Hudson | June 12, 2009 at 08:41 PM
...as opposed to the "Discomfort" Wipe.
Posted by:Fifi O'Toole | June 14, 2009 at 09:48 AM
Thanks to the progress bar at the bottom of the video, I know I was slackjawed for 1:40.
Thank you for posting this valuable product.
Posted by:Todd Weber` | June 15, 2009 at 01:27 PM
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh what?
Posted by:Jeff Ruprecht | June 16, 2009 at 09:25 AM
How do you sell a product whose main benefit is arguably too gross to be demonstrated? Get a testimonial from a man who really looks like he'd need one.
I also dig how they continually looped the nifty grab-and-release function. Comfort Wipe, or what I would call sphincter-on-a-stick.
Posted by:Richard Tseng | June 16, 2009 at 02:53 PM
So I guess this is for people who are too grossed out to rub their own booties, but aren't grossed about leaving do-do residue that the comfort wipe has left behind (pun intended).
Posted by:Warren | June 17, 2009 at 09:30 AM
Fun to joke about - but it wouldn't surprise me if it sells quite well.
I especially liked the benefits: "maintain your dignity while maintaining your personal hyegene".
Growing infirm is a pretty humiliating process. It's no joke to the folks who struggle with this issue themselves.
Posted by:Loren Woirhaye | July 10, 2009 at 01:16 PM